Hetalia: Capitalist America

Old. This is old. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to clean up my files and I had forgotten about this.
Until now.

I'm really mean to Russia. Have you guys noticed that? Because I have. It must be because he's one of my favorite characters.... I mistreat my favorite characters.

But for real, can't you just see little happy Ivan bouncing around being like, "In Soviet Russia, in Soviet Russia, in Soviet Russia--" And America finally just getting sick of it and telling him off?

Oh, Ivan.... You provide me with so much amusement. I will never get sick of your Soviet Russia jokes.

I'll stop spamming your inboxes now...

Enjoy!